Draw A Crowd Tab uke di Ben Folds Five

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(Damn)

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    I ordered something, it took a while
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This morning something was on my doorstep
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    What's this I'm holding? Time capsule owner
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Cause I'm a brand new man, and I don't think I want it,
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I don't think I want it,

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 A row of flies hangin' behind me
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With guarded up mics and questions, and photo-flashes blind me,
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And I'm so high, I can't recall my statements,
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I only know I made them, because my face vibrated

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Is it all in my mind?    I could've sworn I saw it
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I thought I was high, just fine is what I call it

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Oh-oh if you're feeling small, and you can't draw a crowd
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Draw dicks on a wall
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Oh-oh if you're feeling small, and you can't draw a crowd
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Draw dicks on a wall

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I was drawn from when it was just feet on gravel
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Two have come apart, I must have once been raveled
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Now in pretty phrases, it don't mean nothing
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And I wanna sell 'em, I see the line again

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So smooth you can hear the beard,
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So smooth you can hear the beard,  (hear the beard)
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Three times is poetry,
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So smooth you can hear the beard

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Oh-oh if you're feeling small, and you can't draw a crowd
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Draw dicks on a wall
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Oh-oh if you're feeling small, and you can't draw a crowd
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Draw dicks on a wall
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If you can't draw a crowd
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Draw dicks on a wall

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        And if you can't draw a crowd, settle for what you can draw
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                    I'm just saying
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                           I-I-I-I'm just saying
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         Why'd you say it, that I'm just saying
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     But many wait, to what I'm saying

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Oh it's come back again, I can't ignore it
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I'm a brand new man, but I'm still ṗayin' for it

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Oh-oh if you're feeling small, and you can't draw a crowd
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Draw dicks on a wall
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Oh-oh if you're feeling small, and you can't draw a crowd
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Draw dicks on a wall
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If you can't draw a crowd
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Draw dicks on a wall
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If you can't draw a crowd
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Draw dicks on a wall

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      And if you can't draw a crowd, settle for what you can draw
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       I only wanted to be Stevie Wonder
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     But I got to settle for this vannila thunder
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(If you can't draw a crowd)  Oh this vanilla thunder
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(If you can't draw a crowd)  Oh this vanilla thunder
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(If you can't draw a crowd)  Taste my vanilla thunder
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(If you feeling small)
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