If You Gonna Love Me Tab uke di Asylum Street Spankers

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[Intro]
{spoken}
F: I don't think you love me anymore!
{spoken}
M: You don't think I love you anymore?
{spoken}
F: That's right
{spoken}
M: Oh baby, it's not that I don't love 
you anymore, it's just that, well you 
know, people grow and change,
 
and situations might change, and, well,
 the truth is that situations having 
changed like they have,
 
I find that there are a few 
requirements that I will make upon you 
if we are to continue our
 
cohabitational type arrangement. So, 
therefore, I picked up some paper and 
wrote this song to explain
 
some basic things that I want to say to
 you right now in this context…


 
[Verse]
Em                               C7  
Well, if you want me to love you I'm 
      B7                   Em        
gonna tell you what you're gonna have
    Em
 to do
Em                Em                 
Well, if you want me to love you, and 
B7                 B7
have you love me, too
Em                               Am
Well, I've got to have my lovin' like 
my habit set on
Em                         C7         
Gonna start in the evening and go all 
          B7
night long
Em                         C7       B7 
If you want me to love you, that's what
        Em      Em
 you've got to do
 
[Verse]
Em                                
Well, if you want me to love you, 
C7     B7         Em      Em
here's what you've got to do
Em          Em                 B7      
If you want me to love you, and have me
          B7
 love you true
Em                                Am
Well baby, I'll go all night long if 
that's what you want me to do
Em                            C7       
But I don't think you'll last more than
             B7
 a minute or two
Em                          C7      B7 
If you want me to love you, that's what
    Em         Em
 you've got to do
 
[Verse]
Em                               C7  
Well, if you want me to love you I'm 
      B7                  Em         
gonna tell you what you're gonna have
    Em
 to do
Em                Em                  
Well, if you want me to love you, and 
B7                B7
have you love me, too
Em                                    
Well I'm so sorry if I don't waste my 
     Am
time by hanging around
Em                                  
It's just that there's something so 
     C7             B7
much sweeter on the other side of 
town
Em                                 
If you want me to love you, you're 
C7      B7        Em         Em
gonna have to get out of the way
 
[Verse]
Em                               
Well, if you want me to love you, 
C7       B7          Em      Em
another thing you've got to do
Em           Em                B7      
If you want me to love you, and have me
          B7
 love you true
Em                                 
Well baby, if you've got something 
         Am
better, I guess you'd better split
Em                                    
I just hate it when you use my money 
C7        B7
to pay for it
Em                                
If you want me to love you, you'd 
C7      B7        Em         Em
better turn right back right now
 
[Verse]
Em                                  
Well, if you want me to love you I'm 
C7              B7           Em      
gonna tell you what you're gonna have
     Em
 to do
Em                Em                  
Well, if you want me to love you, and 
B7                B7
have you love me, too
Em                                
Oh, what's this complaining about 
            Am
money, baby, I know you've got it 
all
Em                                     
Earning just a quarter at a time in the
C7            B7
 bus station stall
Em                          C7       B7
If you want me to love you, that's what
        Em     Em
 you've got to do
 
[Verse]
Em                                   
Well, if you want me to love you I'm 
  C7     B7                  Em      
gonna tell you what you're gonna have
    Em
 to do
Em          Em                  B7     
If you want me to love you, and have me
          B7
 love you true
Em                            Am
Well baby, now if you wanna get in to 
my britches
Em                                     
You're gonna have to show me more than 
C7            B7
that three inches
Em                          C7         
If you want me to love you, that's what
B7      Em     Em
 you've got to do
 
[Verse]
Em                                   
Well, if you want me to love you I'm 
C7         B7               Em       
gonna tell you what you're gonna have
    Em
 to do
Em                Em                  
Well, if you want me to love you, and 
B7                B7
have you love me, too
Em                                 
Well, I'm sorry, baby, if my three 
       Am
inches don't do the trick
Em                                 C7  
But there's lots of gals out there who 
             B7
like it that thick
Em                          C7      B7 
If you want me to love you, that's what
        Em     Em
 you've got to do
 
[Verse]
Em                                   
Well, if you want me to love you I'm 
C7     B7                  Em     Em
gonna tell you what you've got to do
Em          Em                  B7     
If you want me to love you, and have me
          B7
 love you true
Em                                     
Well baby, if it's early in the evening
      Am
 and you're already done
Em                                C7   
You're gonna have to get inventive with
      B7
 your tongue
Em                          C7      B7 
If you want me to love you, that's what
        Em     Em
 you've got to do
 
[Verse]
Em                              C7   
If you want me to love you, the last 
B7          Em       Em
thing you'll have to do
Em          Em                      B7 
If you want me to love you, and have me
           B7
 love you true
Em                                  Am
You've got to take a butcher knife, cut
 off your head
Em                           C7      
Send me a telegram that your body is 
B7
dead
Em                          C7     B7  
If you want me to love you, that's what
        Em    Em
 you've got to do
 
Em                                     
Oh, now, babe, well, that's what you've
 C7     B7               Em          Em
 got to do That's what you've got to do