Heaven-con Tab par Kathy Mar (Accords Baryton)

G
There's a Hilton in the sky
            C
For all the good fen when they die
    D
The elevators never stick
    G7
The banquets don't serve plastic chicken
C
Only grade A prime
           G
And you're guaranteed a real good time
     D
That just goes on and on
 C                       D            G
If you're good enough to go to Heaven-Con



Verse:
 C                            G
It's membership by invitation only
C                                     G
And all the hotel rooms and meals are comps
C                                Em
The wet-bar in the consuite is a freebie
D                                  D7
And all femme-fen are ready for a romp
C                                          G
The bathtubs are all filled with girls and Jell-O
C                                     G
And every author waits your beck and call
C                                     Em
They ask for your advice on their new novels
D                                D7
And ask for autographs out in the hall


   Chorus:
 G
There's a Hilton in the sky
            C
For all the good fen when they die
    D
The panels never start till three
   G7
No one disturbs you when you're sleeping
C
All the filk songs rhyme
            G
And you're guaranteed a real good time
     D
That just goes on and on
          C              D            G
If you're good enough to go to Heaven-Con


Verse:
  C                                    G
There's mirrors on the ceiling in each bedroom
  C                      G
And 3-D videos on every wall
C                              Em
And levitators waiting at your elbow
D                                           D7
For the times when you're too drunk to even crawl
     C                             G
The dealer's room extends eternal credit
 C                                   G
They just forget to send the bills along
C                                   Em
And when you make your way into the filkroom
D                    D7
You find you've been immortalized in song


   Chorus:
             G
There's a Hilton in the sky
                  C
For all the good fen when they die
        D
The bidding parties never end
         G7
And all the other fen are friendly
C
Boredom is a crime
                  G
And you're guaranteed a real good time
        D
That just goes on and on
 C                        D           G
If you're good enough to go to Heaven-Con