Canadian Idiot Tab por Weird Al Yankovic

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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
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Don't wanna be some beer swilling hockey nut 
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And do I look like some frostbitten hose-head? 
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I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed 
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They all live on donuts and moose meat 
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And they leave the house without packing heat 
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Never even bring their guns to the mall 
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And you know what else is too funny? 
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Their stupid Monopoly money 
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Can't take 'em seriously at all 
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Well maple syrup and snow's what they export 
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They treat curling just like it's a real sport 
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They think their silly accent is so cute 
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Can't understand a thing they're talking aboot 
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Sure they got their national health care 
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Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air 
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Then again well they got Celine Dion 
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Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni 
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And dream of driving a Zamboni 
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All over Saskatchewan
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# Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot      
# Won't figure out their temperature in Celsius 
# See the map, they're hovering' right over us  
# Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous 
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Always hear the same kind of story 
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Break their nose and they'll just say "sorry"
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Tell me what kind of freaks are that polite? 
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It's gotta mean they're all up to something 
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So quick, before they see it coming
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Time for a pre-emptive strike
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