I Will Not Look At Titties For A Year Tab por Bill Bailey

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Well I'll put myself through sexual strife 
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If it'll save a poor kids life 
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I will not look at titties for a year
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Well if it stops and Iraqi becoming dead 
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I won't spill my seed on a motel bed
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I will not look at titties for a year
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Well the internets been my downfall 
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I call it Beelzebub's shopping
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I've been the happiest shopper........er
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I've got enough filth under my bed 
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To maintain an erection until I'm dead
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I will not look at titties for a year
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Well the folks in Africa have been waiting 
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For us to stop our manipulating 
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Spend our porn dollars on international aid
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Well if it pays for a pizza to Pakistan 
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I'll quit jerking of for Ramadan
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I will not look at titties 
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Well maybe for a couple of months
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I will not look at titties for a year