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G
Dm
When I was six years old my sister AlysonF
C
Asked for a stove for her birthdayG
Dm
A miniature one you could actually cook with
F
C
And my mom was nice and she bought oneG
Dm
Alyson needed a reason to bake somethingF
C
Barged in my room and she grabbed me
She said:G
Dm
"I made a cake and we're going next doorF
C
To sam weinstein's and you're getting married"G
the cake was burnedDm
it tasted grossF
she made me kiss himC
on the mouthG
now i am 33Dm
unmarried happilyF
C
G
no plans in life and i'm planning to keep it that wayDm
i do kissing with only one missionF
C
do you like to kiss then you have my permission
G
Dm
and i have already spent too much timeF
C
doing things i didn't want to
G
Dm
so if i just want to make out all the time
F
C
you can bet your black ass that i'm going toG
Dm
When I was nine I was kind of a loserF
C
The kids in my class didn't like meG
Dm
Melanie chow was the meanest of allF
C
And my mom made me go to her partyG
Dm
Nobody talked to me I sat there quietlyF
C
Drawing with crayons on a napkinG
Dm
A picture of melanie skewered with a pitchfork
F
C
Her legs getting eaten by lionsG
The cake was good
Dm
I took some home
F
I had a partyC
In my room
G
Dm
Now I have friends and I'm not such a loserF
C
G
But I go to bars all alone and I sit there
Dm
F
C
And order red wine and I write and I like being alone around peopleG
Dm
Yes that's how I like it
G
Dm
and i have already spent too much timeF
C
doing things i didn't want to
G
Dm
So if I wanna sit here and write and drink wine
F
C
you can bet your black ass that i'm going toG
Dm
yes i come here oftenF
C
sure i'll have another oneG
Dm
yes i come here oftenF
C
sure i'll have another one
but i don't have to talk to youG
Dm
When I was 17 I was a blowjob queenF
C
Picking up tips from the mastersG
Dm
I was so busy perfecting my art I was clueless to what they were afterF
C
Now I'm still a blowjob queen (far more selectively)G
Dm
I don't make love now to make people love meF
C
But I don't mind sharing my gift with the planetG
Dm
We're all gonna die and a blowjob's fantasticG
Dm
When I was 25 I was a rock starF
C
But it didn't pay too well I had to strip on the sideG
Dm
F
Of the road to get ready for shows and the cars driving by
C
Baby they'd never knowG
What a bargain they'd gottenDm
And if I'm forgottenF
C
I'm perfectly happy with all that has happenedG
Dm
And I still get laughed at but it doesn't bother meF
C
I'm just so glad to hear laughter around me
G
Dm
and i've already spent too much timeF
C
doing things i didn't want toG
so if i want to drink aloneDm
dressed like a pirate
F
or look like a dyke
C
or wear high heels and lipstick
G
or hide in a convent
Dm
or try to be mayor
F
or marry a writer
C
smoke crack and slash tires
G
make jokes you don't like
D
or paint ducks and retire
F
C
YOU CAN BET YOUR BLACK ASS THAT I'M GOING TO
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