Your New Boyfriend Tabulatur von Wilbur Soot

# Short notes = * (optional)
# Strumming pattern-D,D,U,U,D,U (also optional)

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G*
Life wasn't quite what I'd thought I'd be
     B*
When I was a kid on VoIP
         Em*
I thought, when I'd get older
    C*            Cm*
I'd marry her and told her
G*
Now I'm 26 and I work in an office
B*
9 till 5, it's not the best I'll be honest
Em*                             C*
   If I could change a single thing
            Cm*
I'd make it me and not him

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C*                    Cm*
But he's in your bed, I'm in your Twitch chat

G x2

C*                   Cm*
I've got the key and he's just a doormat

G x2

C                       Cm   
And even though he's got social skills
     G                    G7
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
C                Cm
Anyway, make the most of him
       G                   B
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick
C
Oh~oh
Cm*                     Am*
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole

[Instrumental]
(G x2,B x2,Em x2,C,Cm) x2

G*
Yeah I've met Jared (Of course I've met Jared)
    B
The one that took you away from me
Em*
   You hit it off instantly
  C*                        Cm*
I know cause you won't stop telling me
     G*
I've seen his jawline, shoulders and muscles,
B*
pushed against his fashion sense.
     Em*
I've thought about what he looks like nude
C*                   Cm*
  I'm not gay though.

G
She's living the dream 
            B
(Living the dream, living the dream)
   Em
Oh she's living the dream,
     C*                Cm*
from back when we were seventeen.
G
She's living the dream 
            B
(Living the dream, living the dream)
Em
Oh she's living the dream,
     C*                Cm*
from back when we were seventeen.

G*
How on Earth can I be saved
(Silence)
when I'm one click away from insane
Em*
   I just think that I deserve
  C*            Cm*
a little bit of what I earn
    G
I'm not gonna make another scene
    B
The one I made when I was 23
          Em
means I'm not allowed in Disney World
C*        Cm*
(No Lyrics)

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C*                    Cm*
But he's in your bed, I'm in your Twitch chat

G x2

C*                   Cm*
I've got the key and he's just a doormat

G x2

C                       Cm   
And even though he's got social skills
     G                    G7
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
C                Cm
Anyway, make the most of him
       G                   B
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick
C
Oh~oh
Cm*                     Am*
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole

[Instrumental]
G x2,B x2,Em x2,C,Cm

  G                    B
I think about you everyday 
   Em                     C    Cm
So how on Earth can I be saved?
  G                     B
I think about him a lot as well
Em                       C     Cm
Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell
           G
Cause your beauty
    B
and your grace
     Em                    C        Cm
your telephone calls are my favorite place
     G             B
and I, want you to notice me
Em                    C          Cm
  With no restraining order please
G              B
 I want you to care
Em                   C     Cm
  I want to smell your hair

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