The "nice Guy” Ballad Tabulatur von Wilbur Soot

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Intro:
C Cmadd9 Am F (x5)
Cm

C        Cmadd9
M’lady,
       Am      F
Can you hear me?
C           Cmadd9          Am    F  
Please don’t block my number again
            C      Cmadd9
Look, I jumped through all your hoops
Am                       F
We got off on the wrong foot
    C        Cmadd9    Am     F
But I want to prove to you.
         C      Cmadd9      Am F
That I’m not obsessed with sex

C Cmadd9 Am F

 C      Cmadd9
Left on seen
Am      F                C  Cmadd9 Am   F
Another visit to your Facebook gallery
C        Cmadd9        Am       F
This time not to masturbate
C    Cmadd9      Am F
But instead to appreciate
C            Cmadd9      Am        F
Something no man could do as well as I can
C              Cmadd9            Am          F
Something that shouldn’t be for free
        C      Cmadd9  Am     F
Because I’m the only guy for you
    C      Cmadd9  Am         F
And you’re the only girl for me

 
         C       Cmadd9
So then why won’t you
F?
Show me your tits?
 
C                Cmadd9  
That restraining order
Am          F
Was a bit far
 C    Cmadd9             Am                F
All I did was attach my tracker onto your car
C             Cmadd9
That’s not a felony
  Am            F
It’s not even a crime
C                  Cmadd
I just want to make sure
Am          F
You’re not seeing any black guys
 
    C         Cmadd9
Oh, who am I kidding?
   Am              F
A girl as pure as you
       C            Cmadd9     Am    F
Would never go for a man like me
         C     Cmadd9  Am            F
Because you are what reality is made of
C         Cmadd9     Am     F
Even the part that’s gritty
 
        C          Cmadd9
So then why won’t you
F?
Show me your tits?

Consensually
C Cmadd9 Am F

(I’m a gentleman what can I say?)
 
C               Cmadd9
I’m gonna kill myself
    Am           F
If you don’t go out with me
C        Cmadd9
I mean, it’s a stretch
    Am            F
But blood is your dichotomy
C        Cmadd9
I mean, come on
  Am                  F
I wrote you a fucking song
  C              Cmadd9                      Am        F
I wouldn’t have done this if you weren’t an attractive woman.

C Cmadd9 Am F
(Not… not that you’re just a woman to me
Trust me, I’m a sensitive man)
 
    C        Cmadd9
So why won’t you
    Am       F
Show me your tits?

(Like intro:) C Cmadd9 Am F (x2)
Cm

C           Cmadd9 
This isn’t where it ends
    Am           F
We all make our mistakes
       C          Cmadd9     Am     F
And the world will keep on turning
       C           Cmadd9
But it seems a lot slower
      Am         F         Cm
When you’re not around
                                            C
I’ll settle for picture of your feet