Virus Alert Tabulatur von Weird Al Yankovic

Verse 1
   F#m                             E
   Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please
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E|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0----|
C|--------------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------------------|
                  F#m                       
   Really want to give you a warning
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E|-0--0---0----0--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2---|
C|----------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------|
           B
   Cause I found out this morning
A|---------2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2-|
E|-2-----2------------------------|
C|--------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------|
          C#
   Bout a dangerous, insidious computer virus
A|-2----2-4--5-4-----5-4-5-4---5--4-2---0----|
E|----------------------------------------4--|
C|-------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------|


Verse 2(tab same as Verse 1 except at end)
F#m                                 E
If you should get an email with the subject: "Stinky Cheese"
              F#m                       
Better not go taking your chances
      B
Under no circumstances
           C#         D#
Should you open it or else it will
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E|--------------------------------|
C|--------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------|
      D#
      Translate your
A|-/6-4-------------|
E|---------7----6---|
C|------------------|
G|------------------|


Pre-chorus
G#m               C#
Documents into Swahili
G#m                    C#
Make your TV record "Gigli"
G#m                             C#              F#
Neuter your pets and give your laundry static cling
                                                A|----9---9---9b---7-7-|
                                                E|-/9---9---9----------|
                                                C|---------------------|
                                                G|---------------------|


Pre-chorus 2
        E
  (Look out!) It's gonna make your computer screen freeze
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E|-6-\--4---------------------------------------------|
C|-6-\--4-----4--4--4--4--4--4--4--4--4--4--4--4--4---|
G|-6-\--4---------------------------------------------|
        F#
  (Look out!) Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs
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E|-4-/--6---------------------------------------------|
C|-4-/--6-----6--6--6--6--6--6--6--6--6--6--6--6--6---|
G|-4-/--6---------------------------------------------|
        E
  (Look out!) Erase your hard drive and your back-ups too
A|-4-\--2------------------------------------2--------2--|
E|-6-\--4------------------------------------4--------4--|
C|-6-\--4-----4--4--4--4--4--4--4--4--4--4---4--------4--|
G|-6-\--4------------------------------------4--------4--|
         G#                   C#
 And the hard drive of anyone related to you


Chorus
F# C#  F#
Virus alert!
                        C#
   Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
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E|----------4-2----1--------------------------8--12-10-8----|
C|--------------------3----------------------------------10-|
G|----------------------------------------------------------|
G#m                        C#
Forward this message on to everybody
   G#m            C#
A|-4-2-1------------2-1----|
E|-------4--2-1---------4--|
C|--------------3-1--------|
G|-------------------------|


Verse 3
F#m                                   E
Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls
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E|----2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--0-0-|
C|---------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------|
                F#m
It'll make your keyboard all sticky
A|--------------------------------|
E|--------------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2---|
C|--------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------|
             B
   Give your poodle a hickey
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E|-2----2---------------------------|
C|----------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------|
         C#
   And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney
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E|------------------------------------------4--|
C|---------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------|


Verse 4(tab same as verse 3)
F#m                                   E
Then it will tie up your phone making prank long distance calls
               F#m
It'll set your clocks back an hour
          B
And start hogging the shower
        C#               D#
So just trash it now, or else it will
      Decide to
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E|------7----6---|
C|---------------|
G|---------------|


Pre chorus
G#m                  C#
give you a permanent wedgie
G#m                         C#
Legally change your name to Reggie
G#m                 C#              F#
Even mess up the pH balance in your pool
                                    A|----9---9---9b---7-7-|
                                    E|-/9---9---9----------|
                                    C|---------------------|
                                    G|---------------------|

Pre-chorus 3
        E
  (Look out!) It's gonna melt your face right off of your skull
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E|-6-\--4---------------------------------------------|
C|-6-\--4-----4--4--4--4--4--4--4--4--4--4--4--4--4---|
G|-6-\--4---------------------------------------------|
        F#m
  (Look out!) And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull
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E|-4-/--6---------------------------------------------|
C|-4-/--6-----6--6--6--6--6--6--6--6--6--6--6--6--6---|
G|-4-/--6---------------------------------------------|
        E
  (Look out!) And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're tryin' to sleep
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E|-6-\--4---------------------------------------------|
C|-6-\--4-----4--4--4--4--4--4--4--4--4--4--4--4--4---|
G|-6-\--4---------------------------------------------|
        F#m
  (Look out!) And make you physically attracted to sheep
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E|-4-/--6---------------------------------------------|
C|-4-/--6-----6--6--6--6--6--6--6--6--6--6--6--6--6---|
G|-4-/--6---------------------------------------------|
        E
  (Look out!) Steal your identity and your credit cards
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E|-6-\--4---------------------------------------------|
C|-6-\--4-----4--4--4--4--4--4--4--4--4--4--4--4--4---|
G|-6-\--4---------------------------------------------|
        F#m
  (Look out!) Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards
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E|-4-/--6---------------------------------------------|
C|-4-/--6-----6--6--6--6--6--6--6--6--6--6--6--6--6---|
G|-4-/--6---------------------------------------------|
        E
  (Look out!) Then cause a major rift in time and space
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E|-6-\--4---------------------------------------------|
C|-6-\--4-----4--4--4--4--4--4--4--4--4--4--4--4--4---|
G|-6-\--4---------------------------------------------|
            G#                            C#
And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place
C# 
That's right, it's a...


Chorus 2x
G#m                          C#        F#
Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now


Bridge
             C#             G#m          Bbm         C#
If you get infected, you'll wish you had never been born
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E|--------------------------------------------------4---|
C|--------------------------3---------------------------|
G|------------------------------------------------------|
                C#           G#m         Bbm         C#
   So before it e-mails your grandmother all of your Porn
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E|-------------------------------------------------------|
C|-1-------------------------3---------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------------|


   F#                              E
   Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down
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E|-2----2---2----2--2-2---2---2----0----0--0-0----0---0--0--0-|
C|------------------------------------------------------------|
G|------------------------------------------------------------|
   E                             F#
   Drop it in a forty three foot hole in the ground
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E|-------------------------------2-2--2--2---2--2--2--2-|
C|------------------------------------------------------|
G|------------------------------------------------------|
   F#                            E
   Bury it completely, rocks and boulders should be fine
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   E
   Then burn all the clothes you may have
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E|---------------------------------------|
C|---------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------|
   G#                      C#
   Worn any time you were alive
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E|-2----2---2----2---2-----------------------|
C|-------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------|


Chorus 3x


Ourto
G#m                                 C#
Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
G#m                          C#        F#
Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now
   F# 
   What are you waiting for?
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E|-1----2---1---2--1----2---|
C|--------------------------|
G|--------------------------|
   Just hurry up and forward this to every single
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E|-1----2--1--2--1---2--1----2----1--2--1--2--1--|
C|-----------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------|
   person that you know! Hit... send... right... now
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E|-2--1---2----1---2------------2----------------2------2-|
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