Money Sucks Tabulatur von Stacked Like Pancakes

(plucking chords, not strumming)
 F           C                 Bb
 Sometimes I wonder what would life be like
      F                C           Bb
 if I burned all of my money would I see the light?
       F                C
 now I know that sounds absurd,
          Bb                             F
 but just take me word for word, line by line
     C          Bb
 one verse at a time

 F           C                        Bb
 Some people think that since they're born in wealth
 C            F           C          Bb
 that they're entitled to entitle my wealth for themselves
 C                      F                C
 They'll say: we're the underprivileged class
       Bb              C             F
 Well, you can kiss my ass, say goodbye
   C          Bb
 I won't even try

 f       Gm        Bb           C             F
 Tell me what it's like, living 6-figures for life
        Gm                  Bb            C                     F
 with a fancy car, and a fat cigar, and a top-shelf drink every night
         Gm        Bb     C
 Tell me what it's like
             F           Bb         F
 this is the Money Sucks sing-along song

(arpeggiated chords)
 F           C               Bb
 Some people tell me I could be somebody
F       C                Bb
 Nobody told me that you need some money
      F            C                 Bb
 if I don't have a job then what am I becoming
           F             C           Bb
 don't you know I'm only doing music for the money

 F           C             Bb      C
 How come we pay people to misrepresent us?
        F                C              Bb              C
 If the children are the future why the fuck are we in debt?
         F                  C            Bb              C   
 Student loans will make me sweat, and I can't afford my rent
         F                   C        Bb (strum and hold)
 And somehow I'm supposed to follow dreams
(spoken)
 yeah right - go fuck yourself

 fuck
 F       Gm        Bb           C             F
 Tell me what it's like, living 6-figures for life
        Gm                  Bb            C                     F
 with a fancy car, and a fat cigar, and a top-shelf drink every night
         Gm        Bb        C
 Tell me what it's like
             F           Bb         F
 this is the Money Sucks sing-along song

(switch to strumming) 

               F         C
 We're singing shit fuck dammit dammit
 Bb          C
 We'll never understand it
 F         C               Bb
 I keep on catching yellow just before
 C                       F
 the red light, slam the breaks
       C                Bb
 on my life again, it's too late
          C
 to start over and
   F        C              Bb         C
 a dangerous beginning will inevitably end

(switch to longer strumming)
                 F
 So I'll write a love song
 C                      Bb
 sharks in the sky felt so wrong
     C                   F
 and I'm just a guy with problems
       C               Bb(hold)
 but I need someone to sway with
                   F
 to the rhythm and blues
       C                         Bb
 these brown leather shoes don't match my
 C                   F
 passion for writing new beats
 C                            Bb           C
 that's why the whole world's laughing at me,

(held strums)

             F
 among other reasons, of course,
                         Bb
 but of all the critics, I'm the worst
                        F
 and I try to live by a single verse
                       Bb
 Rule #32, my friends: remember the little things
       F
 I'm a renegade
                          Bb
 and I break my own rules anyway
                    F
 I'm on a planetary escapade
                            Bb
 to write crappy songs like Pimp for a Day
 
(back to first style)

               F         C
 still singing shit fuck dammit dammit
      Bb    C
 I'll never know why
           F            C      Bb   C
 these are odd times to be alive
           F        C
 we need a suburban superhero
 Bb           C
 but I'm just another zero
 F             C           Bb
 just like the money in my bank
             C
 cause money sucks and I need a break


 F       Gm        Bb           C             F
 Tell me what it's like, living 6-figures for life
        Gm                  Bb            C                     F
 with a fancy car, and a fat cigar, and a top-shelf drink every night
         Gm        Bb    C
 Tell me what it's like
             F           C          F
 this is the Money Sucks sing-along song
             F           C          F
 this is the Money Sucks sing-along song
             F           C          F
 this is the Money Sucks sing-along song
             F           C
 this is the Money Sucks sing-along song



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