Thank God Tabulatur von Sasha Sloan

VERSE:  
           C  
Yeah, I'll admit
                        Am
I've had sex before marriage
                  F
I've smoked hella weed
                  G
And then I shared it
            C 
Yeah, I confess
                          A         
I've scrolled through Pornhub
                 F
I've had impure thoughts
                G
And acted upon them

PRE CHORUS:
 Am         G
So if the pearly gates
       C           Am
Won't open up for me
           F
At least I know
   F                        G
There's somewhere else I can go

CHORUS:
       C
Thank God
                         Am
Thank God for making a Hell
                        F
Thank God for making a place full of fire

And greedy-ass liars
                     G
Where I'm just like everyone else
                C
Thank God for Hell

VERSE:
              C
Yeah, I'll admit
                   Am
My mind's a bit dirty
              F
Only go to church
                G
If somebody's forced me

          C
Yeah, I confess
           Am
I say some bad words
               F
And I haven't yet, but I bet
            G 
I'll get a divorce

PRE-CHORUS:
 Am        G
So if the pearly gates
        C         Am
Won't open up for me
            F
At least I know
                            G
There's somewhere else I can go

CHORUS:
       C
Thank God
                        Am
Thank God for making a Hell
                        F
Thank God for making a place full of fire

And greedy-ass liars
                       G
Where I'm just like everyone else
       C
Thank God
                          Am
Thank God for knowing me well
                        F
Thank God for making a place I can smoke

And tell fucked up jokes
                 G
Eternally just be myself
             C
Thank God for Hell
             C
Thank God for Hell

PRE-CHORUS:
 Am      G
If the pearly gates
        C         Am
Won't open up for me
     F
Fuck 'em

CHORUS:
       C
Thank God
                        Am
Thank God for making a Hell
                        F
Thank God for making a place full of fire

And greedy-ass liars
                        G
Where I'm just like everyone else
       C
Thank God
                          Am
Thank God for knowing me well
                        F
Thank God for making a place I can smoke

And tell fucked up jokes
                 G
Eternally just be myself
               C
Thank God for Hell