Double Time Tabulatur von Phemiec

(Heh…Thii2 ii2 riidiiculou2)

A                 E    
One of me is my enemy
     G              F#m
The other me is a pretty cool guy
        A                E    
But I haven’t seen him around lately
       G        F#m
We don’t see eye to eye

           A                        E    
There’s too much noise and too much spit
       G                            F#m
But I think I’ve gotten the hang of it
       A                      E    
or at least I thought I did
            G                           F#m
Until you up and kicked the bucket

(Waiit! II mean, oh, fuck iit)

A                    E            G         F#m
Sha la la la la la la la la la la la
A                    E            G         F#m
Sha la la la la la la la la la la la

(Would you just get out of here? II’m tryiing to concentrate!)

A                                 E    
What do you see in him? What could I say
          G                    F#m
To convince you not to hop his way?
      A                                   E    
I’ve never been too good at the ebb and sway
            G                           F#m
Much prefer the electrical current

      A                            E    
The bees are buzzing in my mind
         G                       F#m
That double crossing and two timing (get it?)
A                       E    
Prospectors pan shifting through sand
   G                           F#m
Searching for a golden nugget

A                         E                 G           
Little brains build little bridges trying to connect, 
F#m                     A       E         G      F#m
but I’m already on the other side,
A                         E                             G                         F#m              A          E        G F#m
You’d know a lot about that, right? I’m twice the man as he is, 
I’ll work for you double time

                       A  
Would that be fine?

E  G  F#m  
*Whistling*

(C'mon 2eriiou2ly?)

                     A  
Of course it’s fine.

E    G  F#m
(Okay, cut iit out. That'2 iit. Ii’m 2eriiou2. No whii2tliing.)

A                    E
Primarily, I’m primary
              G                             F#m
Though some may say I’m incomplete
         A                 E
And should be in a jar
            G               F#m
Labeled “DO NOT EAT”

A                            E
Hope has struck me in the face
     G                         F#m
And with his ace of clubs he shoved me
A                 E
Back into the race
                        G                       F#m
Cause second place still wins a trophy

A                         E                 G                 F#m                  
I might have overheated, now remind me how I died,
 A            E       G          F#m
was it my motherboard, or just my RAM?
A                         E                   G                 F#m                  A       E           G     F#m
Now I’ve found a player two in you, I’m glad I fried, 
I’m using every second that I can
                A             E        G          F#m
Of Double Time,                                      Double Time

A                    
Double trouble bursting bubbles
E    
Where you go I’ll follow
G
Hollow eyed and now I’m fine
F#m
I’m only making up for lost time

A  
Tick and tock and red and blue
E    
The colors and the sounds I never knew
G
When they were all I saw
F#m
Now sightless eyed and empty jawed

[Insert an ikea esqe organised mess of sollux chorus continuing same 4 chords]

            A          E            Start fading out chords
Double Time…
        G                           F#m                A                                                          
(Oh geeze, what ii2 iit now? Okay, here. Giive iit over here. 
     E        
You’re ju2t makiing iit

G  

 wor2e.
           F#m                                 A                 E                  G          F#m    
But don’t bug me anymore unle22 iit’s an emergency, okay?)

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