Youtube Culture: A Song Tabulatur von Paint

C

I'm a famous clown in a flower crown
C7

My friends are dictated by similar subscriber counts
F

My channel takes you through my bedroom routine
Fdim

It's just between you and me and 100,000 other tweens

C

Don't care for money, Don't care about the fame
C7

I'm just collabing with my friends, though I only know their screennames
F
 
After five minutes a week you think you know me offline
Fdim

I exploit fandoms for a bottom line


Am    F      C                E7

Iiiiiiiii conjure fame with challenge vids and
Am    F    C                      E7

Iiiiiiiii play drinking games to target kids and
Mute

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell, weeee


A         F              C        

Welcome, welcome to the YouTube Culture
G

The YouTube Cult



C

Hey guys, I'm on tour, so tug on mommy's hair
C7

If she pays two hundred bucks you can meet-and-greet a millionaire, HA HA
F

Hopping town to town in my first class flight
Fdim

Which you kinda paid for when you bought my book I didn't write


C

YouTubers had morals back in 2011
C7

More virgins were at VidCon than in Al Qaeda heaven
F

Now we're snorting lines of cinnamon, copycat cashin' in
Fdim

Quality to quantity, it's Kubrick to Kardashian



Am    F   C           E7

Iiiiiii idolize your idle eyes and
Am    F    C          E7

Iiiiiii'm monetizing kissing guys and
Mute

I won't come out the closet till I've got something to sell about it


A        F             C

Welcome, welcome to my YouTube Lifestyle
E7

YouTube Lie

A        F              C

Welcome, welcome to the YouTube Culture
G

The YouTube Cult



G7

There's a mystery to being at the top
People think I'm divine
But the truth, I'm no hero
                G7

I just play one online

C

I'm like Hercules or Thor with a slightly slimmer bod
C7

Cause, yeah, I'm just a normal guy but also I'm a god
F

So I didn't write my book, Jesus didn't write the bible
Fdim

I spread my message through the land with twelve-year-old disciples


C

I got more slave followers than Moses at the Red Sea
C7

They purchase my biography, despite the fact I'm twenty three
F

So love me, and I'll love you more
Fdim

Cause I love the way you love me, my church is a merch store


A        F     C                    E7

Iiiiiiiii'm privileged, white, and rich, and male and
A       F   C                          G

Youuuuuuuu are not, so worship at my YouTube sale
Mute

I put the "I" in "defy" and suddenly you deify me


A        F              C

Welcome, welcome to the YouTube Sensation
E7

The YouTube Sin

A        F              C

Welcome, welcome to my YouTube Lifestyle
E7

YouTube Lie

A        F

Welcome, welcome
A        D7

Welcome, welcome
A        F
      
Welcome, welcome
C       G                     C

I said welcome to the YouTube Cult