Medical Love Song Tabulatur von Monty Python

D                                  A7
Inflammation of the foreskin, reminds me of your smile
                                   D              D7
I’ve had Ballanital Chancroids for quite a little while
   G                               Gdim     B7
I gave my heart to NSU that lovely night in June
   E7                           A7
I ache for you my darling and I hope you get well soon
        D                         A
My penial warts, your herpes, our syphilitic sores
     A7                        D                 D7
Your monilial infection: how I miss you more and more
           G         Gdim                      B7
Your dobe’s itch, my scrumpox, our lovely gonorrhoea 
   E7                               A7
At least we both were lying when we said that we were clear

    D                             A
Our syphilitic kisses sealed the secret of our tryst
    A7                                    D             D7
You gave me scrotal pustules with a quick flick of your wrist
     G                    Gdim            B7
Your trichovaginitis sent shivers down my spine
      E7                                A               A7                
I got snail-tracks in my anus when your spirochetes met mine

D                      E7
Gonococcal urethritis, streptococcal balanitis, 
A7               D           B7 E7 A7
Meningomyelitis, Diplococcal Cephalitis
D             E7
Epididymitis, Interstitial Keratitis
A7                         D        G GDM D
Syphilitic Choroiditis and Anterior Uveitis

D                           A
My clapped out genitalia is not so bad for me
        A7                            D             D7
As a complete and utter failure every time I try to pee
   G              Gdim           D               B7
My doctor says my buboes are the worst he’s ever seen
   E7                              A7
My scrotum’s painted orange and my balls are turning green
   D                              A
My heart is very tender though my parts are awful raw
    A7                                D            D7
You might have been infected, but you never were a bore
    G             Gdim                    D            B7
I’m dying of your love, my love: I’m your spirochaetal clown
     E7                              A7
I’ve left my body to science but I’m afraid they’ve turned it down

D                      E7
Gonococcal urethritis, streptococcal balanitis, 
A7               D           B7 E7 A7
Meningomyelitis, Diplococcal Cephalitis
D             E7
Epididymitis, Interstitial Keratitis
A7                         D        G GDM D
Syphilitic Choroiditis and Anterior Uveitis