Hey, Doctor Doctor Tabulatur von Milk in the Microwave

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G
Hey, Doctor Doctor!
          B7
Could you tell me what's wrong?
  Em
I know you're very busy
     A
So I won't make this too long
     C              Cm
I've got a question 'bout the rain
    G                   E7
The fog that just won't go away
    Am
And something quite absurd
       D7
That I just learned the other day
G                          B7
I asked my friend a simple question 'bout the rain
    Em
But then they went all quiet
           A
And looked at me in a funny way
     C
They asked me what I meant
Cm                 B
So I described the time I spent
E7       Am
Avoiding all the puddles
D7                 G
Though I still got wet
B7
They said that morning
    Em
Had been a sunny day
  A
I asked the folks around us
    D7
And they all said the same
B7
I sat confused
   Em
In my wet socks and shoes
  A
I shrugged and said "That's right!
    D7
The sky wasn't grey, it was blue."
G
But Doctor, Doctor
     B7
It's been so very long
      Em
Since I've last seen the sun
              A
It seems they must just all be wrong
  C                  Cm
Unless it's me who's been confused 
     G                    E7
Then why've my blue skies been refused
    Am
And hidden from me by my rainy days?