Saint Bernard Tabulatur von Lincoln

F
Hung pictures of patron saints up on my wall
Am
To remind me that I am a fool
C
Tell me where I came from, what I will always be:
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Just a spoiled little kid who went to Catholic school
Am                          C
When I am dead, I won’t join their ranks
F                               A  
Because they are both holy and free
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And I'm in Ohio, satanic and chained up
                 G               F    
And until the end, that’s how it’ll be
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I said make me love myself, so that I might love you
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Don’t make me a liar, because I swear to God
 Am                                Dm
When I said it, I thought it was true
F
Saint Calvin told me not to worry about you
A#
But he’s got his own things to deal with
Dm
There’s really just one thing that we have in common:
D                       F
Neither of us will be missed

F                                    Dm
Saint Bernard sits at the top of the driveway
A#                            Am
You always said how you loved dogs
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I don’t know if I count, but I'm trying my best
         F                         Am
When I'm howling and barking these songs