Doctor Tabulatur von Jack Stauber

Intro: A

           Bbm
I need a doctor, oh
                            Gb                         Ab
I'm not a doctor but I think I might be able to help
                          Bbm
It's not a simple symptom, no
                     Gb
My diagnosis is that no one has been treating you well
Ab
So what do you prescribe?
Gb                 Bbm
Love, the only medicine
          Db
Is this a lie?
                              Gb
No, take three of these a da-ay
                Ab
Oh, I think I'm cured
               Bbm               Ab
Cool, are you alright on your own?

No, I'm not sure...
Gb
Okay

Oh, I think I'm sick again...

*gasp*