Cynical Fairytale Tabulatur von Egg

F
in this isolated tower
in the middle of nowhere
C
it gets a little lonely
G
but i don't let down my hair
F
cause close relationships are far more stressful than they seem
C                            G
i'd rather face reality than chase a silly dream

F
mother knows best,
she claims to know the future
C
i'll fall in love,
G
live happily ever after with my suitor
F                       Dm  
to be honest i'd prefer avoiding all the hassle
G                                
im fine inside my tower, really, i don't need a castle, so

C
fuck love, i don't understand it
G
18 years with no luck, i feel stranded
Am
drifting through the water, i just wanna see the light
Fm                                      Fm     
but the fog is awfully stubborn and the feeling's never right

C
fuck love, really what's the purpose
G
other than to make me feel uncomfortable and nervous
Am
overthinking every single thing i wanna say
        D                                  Fm    F          C
will it make you think i'm stupid, will it make you run away
G
oh
     Am
fuck love 

     D   F
fuck love

i guess i always figured
that i'd be in love now
C
so i try to force my feelings,
G
hoping it'll work somehow
F
my friends all have their princes and i'm feeling left behind
C                                G
will i ever understand or will i always be this blind?

F
mother knows best,
she tells me not to worry
C
just wait a couple years
G
and love will find me in a hurry
F
but honestly it's looking like the odds are pretty slim
G                                                          C
given that flynn rider's out there, i'd probably reject him


fuck love, i don't understand it
G
18 years with no luck, i feel stranded
Am
drifting through the water, i just wanna see the light
D                                       Fm
but the fog is awfully stubborn and the feeling's never right

C
fuck love, really what's the purpose
G
other than to make me feel uncomfortable and nervous
Am
overthinking every single thing i wanna say
D                                          F                C
will it make you think i'm stupid, will it make you run away
G
oh
     Am
fuck love 
     Dm  Fm    C
fuck love
     G
fuck love
     Am
fuck love
     D   F
fuck love

and i keep wondering and wondering
     C                      G   
but this is how it's always been
   F 
i've spent all these years alone
C              G
not letting anybody in
           F             C
and i keep wondering and wondering
                  G       F
and wondering and wondering
             C    G    F
when will my life begin?

F
mother knows best
and she claims to know the future
C
i'll fall in love,
G
live happily ever after with my suitor
F
and if i'm being honest well it doesn't sound that bad
G                                  C
but i blew the only shot at that i think i ever had so

F
fuck love
i don't even deserve it
G
i've tried my best but still i'm far from perfect
Am
watching from the windows wishing i could feel the same
Dm                                F
but my feelings are defective, i guess i'm the one to blame

C
oh, fuck love
go ahead, call me a cynic
G
but a happy ending is so unrealistic
Am
what's the point in trying if i know it won't work out
D                                  F   
and i'll earn a broken heart that i'd be 
            C
better off without
G
oh
     Am  
fuck love
     D
fuck love
     Fm  F  C
fuck love
     G
fuck love
     Am
fuck love
     D     Fm           C
fuck love