Enormous Penis Tabulatur von Da Vinci's Notebook

ENORMOUS PENIS - DA VINCI'S NOTEBOOK

Verse:
          C             E7
Whenever life gets you down
           F          Fm
Keeps you wearing a frown
          G     F#       F          C
And the gravy train has left you behind

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     xE|--3-----2--------1----------0--|
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     xG|--4-----3--------2----------0--|

                C           E7
And when you're all out of hope
            F            Fm
Down at the end of your rope
       D                           G7
And nobody's there to throw you a line
       F
If you ever get so low
                 Fm
That you don't know which way to go
     C                          C7
Come on and take a walk in my shoes
       D
Never worry 'bout a thing
         D7
Got the world on a string
            G                           G7  A0  A#0  G7    
Cause I've got the cure for all of my blu---u---u----ues
                                       (all of his blues)

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                                   xG|--0---2---3----4--|

Chorus:
          C           E7      Am
I take a look at my enormous penis
         F             G       C   G7 
And my troubles start meltin' away
          C           E7      Am
I take a look at my enormous penis
         D                          G
And the happy times are comin' to stay
         F
I gotta sing and I dance
         Fm
When I glance in my pants
         C                          E7  Am
And the feeling's like a sun shiny daaaaay
          F           G       C B A# A
I take a look at my enormous pe-e-e-nis

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                         xE|--3-2-1--0--|
                         xC|--4-3-2--1--|
                         xG|--5-4-3--2--|

    F              G        C  G7
And everything is goin' my way


Interlude:

(whistling)

C    E7   Am
F    G    C    G7
C    E7   Am
D         G

(ad lib scat)

F         Fm
C         E7   Am

F    G    C B A# A
         Pe-e-e-nis

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     xG|--5-4-3--2--|

F    G    C       G7
            Everybody!

Chorus:
          C           E7      Am
I take a look at my enormous penis
         F             G        C  G7
And my troubles start meltin' away
          C           E7      Am
I take a look at my enormous penis
         D                          G
And the happy times are comin' to stay
              F
Yeah, I got great big amounts
         Fm
In the place where it counts
         C                          E7  Am
And the feeling's like a sun shiny daaaaay
          F           G       C B A# A
I take a look at my enormous pe-e-e-nis

                         xA|--3-2-1--0--|
                         xE|--3-2-1--0--|
                         xC|--4-3-2--1--|
                         xG|--5-4-3--2--|

    F              G        C           A
And everything is goin' my way (my trouser monster)
F              G        C           A
Everything is goin' my way (my meat is murder)
D              G        C            A
Everything is goin' my way (size doesn't matter)
D7             G        C   B   C   C
Everything is goin' my waaa-aaa-aaaaaa-aay

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                   xE|--0---2---3------0--|
                   xC|--0---3---4------0--|
                   xG|--0---4---5------0--|

     C79
    Yum!

xA|--5--|
xE|--0--|
xC|--0--|
xG|--3--|