Mr. Wrong Tabulatur von Cracker

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Well meet me by the river that goes nowhere

G             D             G
Let me lay my sorry trip on you

G                   C            G
Well meet me by the river little darling

  G                  D             G
I might just let you see my bad tattoo.

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I was gonna bring you flowers, but I didn't.

         G                         D                   G
It's the thought that counts and I think I'm a bit too broke.

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But there's some change in my ashtray, maybe just enough to pay

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For a half-pint of somethin', probably make us choke.

CHORUS

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Well no I'd rather not go and meet your family.

       D                             G
They'd probably send me back where I belong.

            C                      G
Don't wanna hear about your mister right

           D      G      C
Cause he's out of town tonight.

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Baby come and spend some time with mister wrong.

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I drive a one-eyed Malibu without a muffler

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And a tape-deck that works if you kick it hard enough.

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And baby if you like to read I've got some great pornography

G                          D              G
And a ten-pound flashlight rolling in the trunk.

(CHORUS)

    C                                                     G
Now do you have a girlfriend and does she look as good as you?

          C
Hey would she like to meet my brother?

         D7
He'll be out of jail in a month or two...

(INSTRUMENTAL VERSE)

(CHORUS)


G                        D                G       C
Baby come and spend some time with mister wrong - Ah, oh

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Yeah where I come from they call me mister wrong.