Straight White Male Tabulatur von Bo Burnham

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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Walking around, I've got no one to talk to
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There's everyone, and then there's just me
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If I could change, don't you think that I'd do it
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God only knows why he cursed me to be
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a straight white male

[Bridge]
Bm
I state my problems
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other people roll their eyes
Bm
Three trips to the mall
         F#         G
and zero khakis in my size
Bm
I've never been the victim
      F#               G
of a random search for drugs
    D                F#
But you can't say my life is easy
 G                    A          D
until you've walked a mile in my UGGs

[Chorus]
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Straight white male, I know the road looks tough ahead
F#
The women want rights
    Bm         G
The gays want kids
Gm
Can't you just leave us alone?
And also, no, to the things you asked for

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D  Bm  A  G  Gm

[Verse 2]
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Everyone thinks that I've got it easy
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Just 'cause it's true, doesn't mean that it's right
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So pull up a chair, and put down your pitchfork
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Give me a chance to show you what it's like
        Gm
to be a straight white male

[Bridge 2]
Bm 
The churches never made me
     F#            G
Feel ashamed of who I am
Bm
But I get e-mails from Netflix
            F#              G
that g-mail doesn't mark as spam
Bm
My country's Constitution was
     F#            G
hand-written by my race
        D                 F#
But my wife bought me the brand new iPhone
G       A            D
with an iPod Touch's case (it doesn't fit that phone)

[Chorus]
G        A     D                G          A       D
Straight white male, I know the road looks tough ahead
F#
The women want rights
    Bm          G
The blacks want not to be called the blacks
Gm
Can't you just leave us alone?
     F#
And also, no, to the things you asked for
Nooooooo

G  F#  Bm (x6)

[Chorus]
G         A    D                 G          A     D
Straight white male, I know the road looks tough ahead
    F#
The women want rights
     Bm           G
The African-Ameri-it doesn't work for the rhythm of this song
   Gm
We used to have all the money and land
We still do but it's not as fun now

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