Some Fantastic Tabulatur von Barenaked Ladies

Intro

Bb F x2

Bb
One day I will build a fountain
F
Drink and never grow old
Bb
Then I'll market an elixir
          F                     Gm
That will eliminate the common cold
Gm                        Cm
Find your sickness on my list
Gm                       Cm
Pay up front and make a wish

Bb
One day I will work with animals
F
All the tests I'm gonna do
Bb
All my stuff's completely natural
F                       
And when we're done we'll boil 'em
          Gm
Down for glue
 Gm                       Cm
That we can use to re-adhere
Gm                            Cm
Your lips to mine if you were here

Bb        F           Gm    Cm
There's a lot I will never do
Bb         F         Gm      Cm
Some fantastic, I know it's true
Bb          F          Gm      Cm        Eb
But none as much as my want to be with you

Bb
I can't stand to wait in line long
F
So I built a new machine
Bb
It just measures up the distance
F
And then eliminates the folks between

Bb
One day I'll construct a satellite
F
And I'll name it after you
Bb
'Cause you were the greatest friend of all
F                                     Gm 
Except for when you split my lip in two
Gm                         Cm
To see the look upon your face
Gm                    Cm
As I launch you into space

Bb        F           Gm    Cm
There's a lot I will never do
Bb        F        Gm        Cm
Some fantastic, I know it's true
Bb           F         Gm       Cm      Eb
But none as much as my want to be with you

Bb   F   Gm      Cm
Bye-bye self-respect
Bb         F              Gm        Cm
I haven't had much of it since you left
Bb    F       Gm     Cm      Eb
I missed out on the best of you

Bb
Some day I will find the secret
F
To your social chemistry
Bb
Then I'll print it on a t-shirt
F                                   Gm
And it'll make you want to be with me
Gm                       Cm
If I wear it past your work
Gm                         Cm
You'll see other guys are jerks
Gm                        Cm
Much like pheromones for flies
Gm                     Cm
You will not avoid my eyes

Bb         F           Gm   Cm
There's a lot I will never do
Bb         F        Gm      Cm
Some fantastic, I know it's true
Bb           F         Gm       Cm      Eb
But none as much as my want to be with you

Bb   F    Gm     Cm
Bye-bye self-respect
Bb         F              Gm        Cm
I haven't had much of it since you left
Bb       F   Gm      Cm      Eb     
I missed out on the best of you

Bb   F    Eb
Bye bye bye     x3

Bb  #let ring