El Scorcho Uke tab by Weezer

Itro- A D A D A D A

VERSE I:

      D            A              D
Well, Goddamn you half-Japanese girls
A                   D
Do it to me every time
     A                    D
Oh, the redhead said you shred the cello
     A          D
And I'm jello, baby
     A               D
But you won't talk, won't look, won't think of me
A                D
I'm the epitome of Public Enemy


Why you wanna go and do me like that?
Come down on the street and dance with me

CHORUS:

A   D      A        D        A      D         A         E
I'm a lot like you so please Hello, I'm here, I'm waiting
A  D           A    D        A        D           A     E
I think I'd be good for you and you'd be good for me

VERSE II:

               A                   D
I asked you to go to the Green Day concert
    A                       D
You said you never heard of them
    A
How cool is that??
   D                       A             D
So I went to your room and read your diary:
 A                        D                    A
"watching Grunge leg-drop New-Jack trough presstable..."
    D
and then my heart stopped:

"listening to Cio-Cio San
fall in love all over again."

CHORUS:

A   D      A        D        A      D         A         E
I'm a lot like you so please Hello, I'm here, I'm waiting
A  D           A    D        A        D           A     E
I think I'd be good for you and you'd be good for me

BRIDGE:
(Chords are strummed at double time[count 1,&,2,&,3,&,4,& for each strum], not finger like in the verses and chorus)

    A                     D
How stupid is it? I can't talk about it
        Bm                       E
I gotta sing about it and make a record of (my heart)
    A                       D
How stupid is it? won't you gimme a minute
       Bm               E
just come up to me and say "hello" to (my heart)

(Chords are now strummed at regular time [count 1,2,3,4 for each strum])
     A             D              Bm
How stupid is it? For all I know you want me too
    E                          A
And maybe you just don't know what to do
    D            Bm             E
Or maybe you're scared to say: "I'm falling for you"


VERSE III:

                A                 D
I wish I could get my head out of the sand
       A                      D
'Cuz I think we'd make a good team
               A                   D
And you would keep my fingernails clean
     A                          D
But that's just a stupid dream that I won't realize
  A                D                A                    D
'Cuz I can't even look in your eyes Without shakin', and I ain't fakin'
A                             D
I'll bring home the turkey if you bring home the bacon

CHORUS:

A   D      A        D        A      D         A         E
I'm a lot like you so please Hello, I'm here, I'm waiting
A  D           A    D        A        D           A     E
I think I'd be good for you and you'd be good for me

A   D      A        D        A      D         A         E
I'm a lot like you so please Hello, I'm here, I'm waiting
A  D           A    D        A        D           A     E
I think I'd be good for you and you'd be good for me