Zombie Love Song Uke tab by Your Favorite Martian (Baritone Chords)

Intro- Em C G D

Em 
You don't know me, baby, but I've seen you around.
 C
It might be kind of crazy, but I'm just new in town.
 G
And now I wonder what you'd think if I said, hey look
     D
I'd like to get your number and a link to your Facebook.
 Em
Now if I tell you what a nice guy's supposed to
 C
Would that compel you not to scream when I approach you?
 G
You'll have to promise me you'll take this news calmly,
  D
But honestly, I'm sort of a zombie.

Em
I knew you'd be surprised. You can bet that I
 C
May not be alive, but I sure as hell ain't dead inside.
 G
What's with the shotty? I ain't wishing you harm.
           D
You see, I'd try to hold your hand but I'm missing an arm.
Em
Brains are all I've eaten all week it's true,
           C
But if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you.
          G
So let me take you to Wendy's. You deserve it.
  D
Yeah, I'm a zombie, baby. Ain't nobody perfect.

 Em                                       C 
I'll chase you through the yard and all through the house into the dark.
    G                    D
Oh I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.
  Em                                C
I've never been so true, but if my heart were still beating, it would beat 

for you.
   G                    D
Oh I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.


 Em   
Baby, sometimes I bite, and you can bet
            C
That I've got an appetite for human flesh.
   G     
I'll always be near though. You'll have to accept that
   D
When I nibble on your earlobe you might get infected.
 Em
Cause I fell in love with you and I'm
  C
Undead but you make me feel alive.
  G
And when I chase you through the graveyard
   D
It feels like foreplay. (Feels like foreplay)
  Em
If I'm lying I'm dying, and I speak truly
  C
When I say I love your mind. I'll take brains over beauty.
  G
We'll be the undead Dagwood and Blondie
        D
When I teach you how to zombie, teach you, teach you how to zombie.
      Em               
And errbody love you, and you can sing along
          C
to this post-apocalyptic, postmortem love song.
   G
So give me a chance, girl. You know I'll be worth it.
    D
Yeah, I'm a zombie, baby. Ain't nobody perfect.


   Em                                    C
I'll chase you through the yard and all through the house into the dark.
   G                               D
Oh I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.
  Em                                 C
I've never been so true, but if my heart were still beating, it would beat 

for you.
    G                  D
Oh I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.

Em  C       G     D     
Brains. Brains. Brains. 
Em  C       G     D
Brains. Brains. Brains.


   Em                                 C
I'll chase you through the yard and all through the house into the dark.
   G                   D
Oh I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.
    Em                               C
I've never been so true, but if my heart were still beating, it would beat 

for you.
    G                    D
Oh I, wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.