5 Chords used in the song: G, G7, Em, C, Cm
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[Intro]
G G7 Em C Cm
[Verse 1]
G
Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be
G7
When I was a kid on VoIP
Em C
I thought when I get older, I'd marry her
Cm
I told her
G
Now I'm 26 and I work in an office
G7
9 'til 5's not the best, I'll be honest
Em
If I could change a single thing
C Cm
I'd make it me and not him
[Chorus]
C
But he's in your bed
Cm G
And I'm in your Twitch chat
C
I've got the key
Cm G
And he's just a doormat
Em C
And even though he's got social skills
G Cm
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
Em C
Anyway, make the most of him
G Cm
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick
C Cm C Cm N.C.
Oh-oh, your new boyfriend's an arsehole (Woo)
[Interlude]
G G7 Em C Cm
G G7 Em C Cm
[Verse 2]
G
And yeah, I've met Jared
N.C.
(Of course I've met Jared)
G7
The one who took you away from me
Em
You hit it off instantly
C Cm
I know, 'cause you won't stop telling me
G
I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles
G7
Push against his fashion sense
Em
I've thought about what he looks like nude
C Cm
I'm not gay, though
G
[Bridge]
G G7
'Cause she's living the dream (Living the dream, living the dream)
Em
Oh, she's living the dream
C Cm
From back when we were 17
G G7
She's living the dream (Living the dream, living the dream)
Em
Oh, she's living the dream
C Cm
From back when we were 17
[Verse 3]
G
How on Earth could I be saved?
N.C.
When I'm one click away from insane
Em
I just think that I deserve
C Cm
A little bit of what I earned
G
I'm not gonna make another scene
G7
The one I made when I was 23
Em C Cm
Means I'm not allowed in Disney World
C
[Chorus]
C
But he's in your bed
Cm G
And I'm in your Twitch chat
C
I've got the key
Cm G
And he's just a doormat
Em C
'Cause even though he's got social skills
G Cm
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
Em C
Anyway, make the most of him
G Cm
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick
C Cm C Cm
Oh-oh, your new boyfriend's an arsehole
G G7 Em C Cm
[Outro]
G G7
I think about you every day (Every day)
Em C Cm
So how on Earth can I be saved? (Can I be saved?)
G G7
I think about him a lot as well (I think about him)
Em C Cm
Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell (He's really fine as hell)
G
'Cause you're beauty
G7
And you're grace (You're grace)
Em C Cm
Your telephone calls are my favourite place
G G7
And I want you to notice me
Em C Cm
With no restraining order please (Jason Derulo)
G G7
I want you to care
Em C Cm
I want to smell your hair
G G7 Em C Cm
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A lot of these are down strokes, you only really start using the DDUUDU pattern when you get to the chorus and the end
03 May 2021
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About this song: Your New Boyfriend
“Your New Boyfriend” is the third song in the “E-Girl” series by Wilbur Soot. Originally teased in July on TommyInnit’s Twitch stream, the song was officially released on December 11th. Wilbur is also a streamer on Twitch, which is referenced in the lyrics, and the whole series contains satirical lyrics, poking fun at “simps” and “nice guys” online.The chorus was popular before the song was officially released, with the teaser being circulated on platforms like TikTok and Youtube. Read more on Last.fm.