Ex-girl Collection Uke tab by The Wrens (Baritone Chords)

G      Bm    Em
Fourth floor room

    Am Bm C  
Each girl I've brought back home to bloom

    Bm
All fold on close inspection

G    Bm  Em         Am   Bm  C
Each one leaves a banner hanging from the eaves

             Bm
Marking the eve of election

          D 
Ex-girl collection

Am Bm C       G
Why/ into why not

   E
Into what else you got?

             Am  Bm  C  Bm
It's just how men mark time 

GBmEmAmBmCBm

GBmEmAmBmCBm

G   Bm  Em
Ann slams in

   Am Bm  C
Another lightening round begins

Bm
This could get interesting

GBm  Em
Where's Ann been?

    Am   Bm  C
She pours herself a don't-ask gin

BmD
No ice and light on the bitters


I'm done with quitters

Am Bm C       G
'Why / Charles, I found out

 E
Wipe that smile off your mouth

     Am Bm C
I think it's tell-me time...'

G     Bm  Em
Britt hit hard

    Am   BmC
She found my box of Beth's best cards

     Bm
Hand cut and signed with 'x's

G      Bm Em
Called at work

   Am  Bm   C
'Happy anniversary, jerk'

          Bm D
And I just laughed at the timing with you on hold line 2 still crying 

Am Bm C       G
'Why / play sex on the cuff?

  E
Does Beth like it rough?

     Am Bm C
And learn your dirty lines?

  G
And keep her hair cropped

E
(The other shoe dropped)

      Am Bm CG
'Is this how men mark time  / in couples?', she cursed

   E
(This sounds too rehearsed)

   AmCG
As Ann, hand on hip, accusing me to the rafters

    AmCG
The words turn and spit and scorch right through to the plaster

 D
I'm called 10 kinds of a bastard


Curses came faster

Am Bm CG
Why / into why not?

     E
Into charles gone to pot

 
In hotter water

Am Bm C       G
Line/  up to lift up a toast

   E
To the ones I hurt most

Am Bm C
And how the well's gone lime

    G
With charles on the plow

   E
I'm roger over and how

    Am Bm C
Slower now men mark time

Am Bm C
Fine

Am Bm C
Why, / what else you got?