Hell Uke tab by Squirrel Nut Zippers (Baritone Chords)

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[Dm]In the afterlife
You could be headed for the [A]serious strife
Now you make the scene all day
But tomorrow there'll be [Dm]Hell to pay

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[Dm]People listen attentively
I mean about future calami[A]ty
I used to think the idea was obsolete
Until I heard the old man stamping his [Dm]feet.

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This is a [Dm]place where eternally
Fire is applied to the bo[A]dy
Teeth are extruded and bones are ground
Then baked into cakes which are passed a[Dm]round

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[Dm]Beauty, talent, fame, money, refinement
Top skill and [A]brain
But all the things you try to hide
Will be revealed on the [Dm]other side.

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[Dm]Now the D and the A and the M and the N
And the A and the T and the [A]I-O-N
Lose your face, lose your name
Then get fitted for a [Dm]suit of flame