Bowers Reply ( Mario Kart Love Song Parody) Uke tab by SlurpyJ (Baritone Chords)

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I'm just a turtle, Who's misunderstood,
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I'm only bad cos its so hard to be good,
Am
But Princess oh princess, I know you could,
F
Turn me around 

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All I have wanted, since the day I was born,
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Was for you Princess Daisy to keep me safe and warm
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But all you do is look upon me with scorn,
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Please turn me round

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And all I know, is the way I feel inside,
Am                               F
But Mario, is always by your side,
He wins again

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Everyone thinks I'm dumber, than that ape DK
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And that little plumber always takes you away
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But I will keep trying, til my dying day
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To turn you round

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The only way I see, for to you notice me,
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Is when I'm spitting out fire
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Making plans to conspire
Em
To take you away
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To my palace for a day
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'til that plumber and brother
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take my true love
Em
and leave me alone

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I'll file down my spikes, Put my evil away
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I'll never breathe fire, Unless I'm making flambe
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I just need a chance, and to hear you say
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You'll turn me round

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No more kidnappings, no more doom and gloom
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I'll never set foot back in the Mushroom Kingdom
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I'll even learn how to play Mario's catchy theme tune
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Just turn me round..