Fictional Men Uke tab by PEGGY (Baritone Chords)

So, here's the deal
C              E7
I met this guy like a month ago
Am                    F
I got to thinking and I was like 'what the hell'
C                        E7
The only problem is that he's on a screen
Am
But he's the man of my dreams


C         E7
In my head I had it all planned out
Am                    F
a little picket fence and a house -and three dogs :P-
C           E7
It's stupid
                Am                    F
My mind is not grasping that he's on paper

Chorus:

I guess I'll just
C                   E7
Hold my breath and count to ten
         Am                F
Why do I always fall for fictional men?
  C                      E7
My heart and mind won't seem to align
         Am                      F
'Cause I feel real things for a fake ass guy


    C               E7
I'm way too old to play pretend
              Am              F
But still, I always fall for fictional men
   C                     E7
My heart and mind won't seem to align
            Am                     F
'Cause I've fallen in love with a fictional guy

Verse 2:
C                E7
The actor's cute, but he's like 33
Am                            F
I guess that's only ten years older than me -give or take-
C             E7
Maybe I'm dumb or it's just quarantine
Am                      F
To be completely honest 2020's killing me


C           E7
Come on kid, you know it kinda sucks
Am                      F
We get it, you've been alone for like six months
C                 E7
But he's not real, face the facts
Am                          F
This is a coping mechanism, clean up your act

Chorus:

Yeah no, I think I'm just gonna
C                   E7
Hold my breath and count to ten
          Am              F
Why do I always fall for fictional men?
    C                    E7
My heart and mind won't seem to align
          Am                     F
'Cause I feel real things for a fake ass guy


    C              E7
I'm way too old to play pretend
            Am               F
But still, I always fall for fictional men
   C                     E7
My heart and mind won't seem to align
             Am                     F
'Cause I've fallen in love with a fictional guy


C                   E7
Hold my breath and count to ten
          Am               F
Why do I always fall for fictional men?
    C             E7
My heart and mind won't seem to align
         Am                     F
'Cause I feel real things for a fake ass guy
    C               E7
I'm way too old to play pretend
             Am              F
But still, I always fall for fictional men
    C                   E7
My heart and mind won't seem to align
             Am
'Cause I've fallen in love
         Fm       C
With a fictional guy