Cheese And Crackers Uke tab by Morey Amsterdam (Baritone Chords)

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Cheese and crackers, crackers and cheese

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Cheese and crackers, crackers and cheese

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I thought that I could live and love

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But you can’t even kiss with a mouth full of

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Cheese and crackers, crackers and cheese


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I didn’t marry you just ‘cause you are good looking

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I figured maybe I could get me some home cooking

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But you can’t even open up an old can of peas

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Since we’ve been wed, all I get is crackers and cheese


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Cheese and crackers, crackers and cheese

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Cheese and crackers, crackers and cheese

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Change my diet for the love of Mike

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Or if we have kids they’ll look just like

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Cheese and crackers, crackers and cheese


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Day by day I just get thinner and thinner

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For reasons like, the other night, when I came home to dinner

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You had candles on the table and I thought you were trying to please

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But the candles were just to toast the crackers that go with the cheese


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Cheese and crackers, crackers and cheese

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Cheese and crackers, crackers and cheese

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I know I sound like I’m repeating

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But how long can I go on eating

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Cheese and crackers, crackers and cheese


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Got so hungry that I almost flipped my noodle

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I started drooling when I looked at our French poodle

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So I rushed out to a restaurant to order a steak or two

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I heard the waiter say, “We’ve had a busy day, there’s nothing left for you, but…”


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Cheese and crackers, crackers and cheese

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Cheese and crackers, crackers and cheese

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Romance hasn’t got a chance

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When you smell like a piece of liederkranz

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Cheese and crackers, crackers and 

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Cheese and crackers, crackers and

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Cheese and crackers, crackers and cheese