Posters Uke tab by Jack Johnson (Baritone Chords)

E                              B 
Looking at himself but wishing he was someone else 
            Cm                             A                E    B   Cm   A
Because the posters on the wall they don't look like him at all 
      E                              B                  
So he ties it up, he tucks it in, he pulls it back, and gives a grin 
Cm                             A                       E   B   Cm   A
Laughing at himself because he knows he ain't loved at all 
            A
He gets his courage from the can, 

It makes him feel like a man 
             B
Because he's loving all the ladies 
                                 E    B   Cm   A
But the ladies don't love him at all 
      A
Cause when he's not drunk 

He's only stuck on himself 
    B
And then he has the nerve 
                         E     B   Cm   A
To say he needs a decent girl 
E                              B
Looking at herself but wishing she was someone else 
            Cm                        A                 E    B  Cm  A
Because the body of the doll it don't look like hers at all
       E                                  B
So she straps it on, she sucks it in, she throws it up, and gives a grin 
Cm                              A                       E    B   Cm  A
Laughing at herself because she knows she ain't that at all 
    A
All caught up in the trends 

Well the truth began to bend 
        B
And the next thing you know man 
                                  E    B   Cm   A
There just ain't no truth left at all 
               E
Cause when the pretty girl walks 

She walks so proud 
             B
And when the pretty girl laughs 
                      E    B   Cm   A
Oh man, she laughs so loud 
    E                         D
And if it ain't this then its that 
               Cm
As a matter of fact 
                 B
She hasn't had a day to relax 
E             D        Cm         B          E    B   Cm  A          
Since she has lost her ability to think clearly 
            E                    B   
Well I'm an energetic hypothetic version of another person 
Cm                          A                    E   B  Cm  A
Check out my outsides there ain't nothing in here 
           E                        B
Well I'm a superficial, systematic, music television addict 
Cm                          A
Check out my outsides there ain't nothing in 
A
Here comes another one, just like the other one 
B
Looking at himself but wishing he was someone else 
            E                              B
Because the posters on the wall they don't look like a him 
          Cm                            A
And so he ties it up he tucks it in, he pulls it back and gives a grin 
E                              B                       Cm
Laughing at himself because he knows he ain't loved at all 
   A                       E
He knows he ain't loved at all