Cheap Rewards Uke tab by Elvis Costello (Baritone Chords)

G                                        C
oh **** i feel so ***** night * might fall to pieces,
 D              G     D
so be prepared to ***** me out the ****, 
 G                        C
and i ***** be horizontal by the **** the evening ceases,
 DG
so i ***** i'll get acquainted **** the floor.
 BC
but i was trying to *** away **** the things i usually **,
 DGD
"hello floorboards, **** again, *** are you?"  

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GC
lip service, **** that's *** you'll **** get **** me.
 DGD
how could *** believe i'd **** you seriously?  
 GC
with **** cheap rewards, **** blackmail *** your comical ****,
 DG
just remember **** you'll only be *** boss ** long you *** my wage.


                  
                 G                                     C
Well *** the signposts on** this road **** all point *** way,

        D                                  G          D
don't act **** you're above me, **** look at **** shoes.

     C                                                      G
i'll turn *** light *** now 'cause there's nothing **** to say,

      D                                                G
and it's all been **** before ** there's nothing **** to lose.
 B                                          C
oh *** you could say **** you loved ** very painlessly
 D                             G  D
i would **** done the **** for ***  but you said ** me.....

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