Gaga Palmer Madonna Uke tab by Amanda Palmer (Baritone Chords)

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She is a part of the music continuum
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and she's a part of this difficult world
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and she wears outfits made of aluminium
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she is a 23
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she is a 23
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she is a 23 and a half year old girl

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I am a part of the music continuum
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and I'm a part of this difficult world
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I'm often naked and play the accordion
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I am a 33
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I am a 33
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I am a 33 and a half year old girl

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She is part of the music continuum
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and also part of this difficult world
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she was the first one to often have no clothes on
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she is not 53
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she's only 50
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but I used her anyway
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'cause she fits well in this song

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Art is great; that way you can do anything
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you can make pop music
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you can paint ducks
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but if you're a pop star and you're a woman
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than it's much more likely that
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people will say your art sucks.

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Making pop music isn't for everyone
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Actually that's wrong it technically is
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That's why it's pop music
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now I've confused myself
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I'm gonna start a new verse and I'll say it like this

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Some artists focus on love and simplicity
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some artists focus on fashion and fame
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then sometimes some artists try to do everything
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which is impossible
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I think those people are brave.

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Art is simple
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just ask Andy Warhol
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if he weren't dead he would tell you the truth
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Call it a masterpiece
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call it a urinal
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it doesn't matter
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It's art so there's nothi
ng to prove

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I'm not sure what the point of this song was
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and I know this song doesn't actually have to have
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any point at all
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even good rhymes in it
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like Lady GaGa and also Madonna
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I'm just trying to entertain people, make a living and pay my rent,
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without having to get a job I hate and hopefully find an audience 
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who'll love and accept me
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and not think I'm a narcissist
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for wanting to be a performer and 
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find true inner peace and that's it.


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Now a question to further our dialogue
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Is all art real art and is pop art art?
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If someone talented wants to make pop music
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why should we worry when there's so much other shit wrong?