Your New Boyfriend Uke tab by Wilbur Soot

[Intro]
A C#m F#m Dm

[Verse 1]
A*
Life isn't quite what I thought it'd be
     C#m*
When I was a kid on VoIP
  F#m*                            D
I thought when I'd get older, I'd marry her
  Dm
I told her
 
    A*
But now I'm 26, work in an office
C#m*
9 'til 5, not the best, I'll be honest
F#m*                        D*
  If I could change a single thing
            Dm*           F#m
I'd make it me and not him
 
 
 
[Chorus]
    D*
But he's in your bed
        Dm*                A
And I'm in your Twitch chat
     D*
I've got the key
         Dm*             A
But he's just a doormat
 
    D                    Dm
And even though he's got social skills
     A                    C#m
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
D                 Dm
Anyway, make the most of him
       A                   C#m
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick
    D  Dm
Oh-oh
        Bm*             Bm*
your new boyfriend's an asshole (Woo)
 
 
A C#m F#m D Dm
A C#m F#m D Dm
 
 
[Verse 2]
 A*
Yeah I've met Jared
N.C.
('Course I've met Jared)
    C#m*
The one who took you away from me
F#m*
  You hit it off instantly
  D                           Dm
I know, 'cause you won't stop telling me
 
     A*
I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles
C#m*
Push against his fashion sense
       F#m*                                D*
I've thought about what he looks like nude
                     Dm*
(I'm not gay, though)
 
 
 
[Bridge]
A                             C#m
  But she's living the dream (Living the dream, living the dream)
    F#m
Oh, she's living the dream
     D                Dm
From back when we were seventeen
A                        C#m
She's living the dream  (Living the dream, living the dream)
    F#m
Oh, she's living the dream
     D*                Dm*
From back when we were seventeen
 
 
 
[Verse 3]
A
How on Earth could I be saved?
 
When I'm one click away from insane
C#m*
I just think that I deserve
  D             Dm
A little bit of what I earned
    A*
I'm not gonna make another scene
    C#m*
The one I made when I was 23
          F#m*                          D*  Dm F#m
Means I'm not allowed in Disney World
 
 
[Chorus]
    D*
But he's in your bed
        Dm*                A
And I'm in your Twitch chat
     D*
I've got the key
         Dm*             A
But he's just a doormat
 
    D                    Dm
And even though he's got social skills
     A                    C#m
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
D                 Dm
Anyway, make the most of him
       A                   C#m
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick
    D  Dm
Oh-oh
        Bm*                    Bm*
your new boyfriend's an asshole (Woo)
 
 
A C#m F#m D Dm
 
 
[Outro]
  A                      C#m
I think about you every day (Every day)
   F#m                     D      Dm
So how on Earth can I be saved? (Can I be saved?)
  A                        C#m
I think about him a lot as well (I think about him)
F#m                        D    Dm
Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell (He's really fine as hell)
A
'Cause you're beauty
           C#m
And you're grace (You're grace)
      F#m                   D        Dm
Your telephone calls are my favorite place
    A              C#m
And I want you to notice me
F#m                  D     Dm
With no restraining order please (Jason Derulo)
A              C#m
I want you to care
F#m                 D    Dm
I want to smell your hair