Pierre taby ukulele według Stephen Lynch (Chwyty barytonu)

Intro dialogue, then :

   Am          E
My story is so tiresome...  (tiresome)
        E                        Am
Back in France I was rich as they come... (as they come)
      F                         C
But I lost all my wealth and my good mental health
      E                           Am
Now I live with zee filth and zee scum... (and zee scum)

      Dm                   C          G
I'm Pierre the only French bum in New York
       Dm                     C                 G
When I open my Boone's Farm I still schniff zee cork.
   Dm                      C           G
So have you a quarter, I'm begging you please
          F    E            Am
I have to have wine with my government cheese.

  Am                    E
I really should bid you adieu... (adieu)
    E                    Am
I'm feeling a bit sac le blu... (sac le blu)
   F                     C
My life is a hell I give off a bad smell
        E                            Am
but I'm French oh that's always been true. PIU!!!