Linoleum taby ukulele według Nofx (Chwyty barytonu)

E                                  Ab
Possesions never meant anything to me

I'm not crazy
C#                B               A    B
Well that's not true, I've got a bed and a guitar
E                                       Ab
And a dog named dog who pisses on my floor
                             C#
That's right, I've got a floor
    B    A         B
So what, so what, so what?
E                         B
I've got pockets full of  kleenex and lint and holes
C#                            A
Where everything imporatnt to me just seems to fall right down

my leg
E             Ab
and on the floor
C#          B        A
My closest friend linoleum
   B       E
Linoleuuuuuuuum
B                  C#                       A
Supports my head, gives me something to believe
PM:
         E*                               B*
That's me on the beachside combing the sand
                    C#*
Metal meter in my hand
             Whitout PM-->    A
Sporting a pocket full of change
        E                                         B
That's me on the street with a violin under my chin
                 C#                  A
Playing with a grin, singing gibberish
        E                     B
That's me on the back of the bus
                   C#
That's me in the cell
                       A
That's me inside your head
                       E            B          C#            A
That's me inside your heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeead