I Hate My Body! I Want To Be A Girl! taby ukulele według GEZEBELLE GABURGABLY (Chwyty barytonu)

(A) I don't act delicate, as much as I (E) wish I (C#m) did
(D) I want a (A) gentleman that's (D) genuine
(E) I'm lacking so much (A) estrogen
blocky build, and (C#m) hairy skin 
(E) Such a contradicting (G) specimen (A)
(D) God I wish I was feminine, wish I was a lesbian

(E) I hate my (A) body, my head is throbbing
(G) Illuminati, (D) I wanna be a hottie (E)

(A) I wish I wasn't six feet tall,
(E) I wish it didn't look like (C#m) I had balls,
(G) I wish I didn't bleach my fucking hair,
(D) Cause now it falls out, Fuck me, who cares?
(A) Fuck me, who cares?

(A) I wish I wasn't flat and I arched like that,
(D) I wish I was a pretty cat (D) and not an ugly little rat, 
(A) I wish I was born just an average girl, 
 
(D) But now I get made fun of (E) by
what seems to be the world, 
(A) I wanna be a girl x2 (D) I wanna be a girl x3
(A) I hate my body, (E) my head is (A) fucking throbbing
(E) Illuminati, (D) I wanna be a hottie, (E) I wanna be a hottie
(A) I fucking hate my body, I wanna be a hottie,  
(A) my head is throbbing (C#m) Illuminati (E,G,Dm)