Kilojoules taby ukulele według Freelance Whales (Chwyty barytonu)

G
Well I've been making
      G7
Some cold calculations
C                     D
Regarding our body heat
          Am
It's not easy --
        D
Believe me

      G            G7
You liken me to a vampire
                    C
My left hand was wearing
              D
fake plastic teeth
       Am
All winter
       D
And taking you for all you were worth

     Am                     D
Well I'm afraid I'm not qualified
                     G
to do any of these things for you
     Am                              
Well I'm afraid I'm not gonna
 D                             G
give you back any of those kilojoules
     Am
The late nights and weekends
            D
Our hearts only run slowly
         G  
On the local track
    Am
So I've arranged for your
     D                         G
phobias to be performed by a string quartet

      G                     G7
You shoot me one of those glances
             C
I need to interpret
             D
I've been feeling
       Am          D
Well rested, and healthy

Well I'm afraid I'm not qualified
to do any of these things for you
And I'm afraid I'm not gonna
give you back any of those kilojoules
The late nights and weekends
Our hearts only go so slowly
On a local track
So I've arranged for your
phobias to be performed by a string quartet