Friendzone taby ukulele według Filthy Frank (Chwyty barytonu)

Am    C                      Dm
      Do you know why you're lonely?
      G                   G7      C
      It's because you're fat and gay
Am    C                      Dm
      girls don't choose the nice guys
      G                                 G7          
      and you're a nice guy, but you're fat,
      C
      and fucking gay
Am    C                           Dm
      and why don't girls see the inside
      G                    G7
      oh they do, and they see, 
                  C              
      that you're still fat and gay

      there's no such thing as the
      Am
      friend zone
      C        Dm
      friend zone
      G                                  G7                         C
      the only reason that you're lonely, is because you're fat and gay

      there's no such thing as the
      Am
      friend zone
      C        Dm
      friend zone
      G                                  G7                         C
      the only reason that you're lonely, is because you're fat and gay