Older Ladies taby ukulele według Donnalou Stevens (Chwyty barytonu)

INTRO: C G F G C


C
Well, I ain't 16, not a beauty queen.
   G
My eyes are baggin' and my skin is saggin'

And if that's the reason that you don't love me,
F     G          C
Maybe that's not love.

C
I ain't 20 either and I don't care neither.
   G
My hair is gray and I like it that way.
G
And if that's the reason that you don't love me,
F     G          C
Maybe that's not love.

CHORUS 1:

C  F                            C
If you don't think I rock, well we ain't gonna roll.
   G
If you don't think I hung the moon, my hot just turned to cold.
   C                          F 
If you wanna younger model, I wish you well, sweet pea.
       G
Cuz if you can't see what it is you've got,
     F         G       C
Then you ain't getting me.


C
I got cellulite and achin' feet
   G
My thighs kinda jiggle when I giggle and wiggle

And if that's the reason that you don't love me,
F     G          C
Maybe that's not love.


C
My tummy ain't tucked or liposucked.
     G
It's a little poochy, but I still Hoochy Koochy

And if that's the reason that you don't love me,
F     G          C
Maybe that's not love.

CHORUS 2:
C    F                             C
See, I'm no longer desperate. I'll only have a man
   G
if he has the smarts to see how HOT that I still am. 
   C                           F
If you want a younger model, I wish you well sweet pea.
       G                              F         G      C
If you can't see what it is you have, you ain't having me.


BRIDGE:
C                   F             G             C     
Older ladies, older ladies, older ladies... are DIVINE.


C G F G C


C
I gotta chicken neck and I love it, by heck
   G
It makes a double chin whenever I grin 

And if that's the reason that you don't love me,
F     G          C
Maybe that's not love.


C
Well I got little breasts that droop from my chest,
     G
purt near down all the way to my nest.

And if that's the reason that you don't love me,
F     G          C
Maybe that's not love.


OUTRO:
C                   F             G             C
Older ladies, older ladies, older ladies... are DIVINE!!!
C                   F             G                                 C
Older ladies, older ladies, older ladies... What are we ladies? are DIVINE!!!