Stupid taby ukulele według Brendan Maclean (Chwyty barytonu)

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VERSE 1
G D
If you weren't so stupid I could have loved you
 Am C
And if you weren't so stupid but you're pretty stupid
G D 
And if you weren't so busy I could have loved you
 Am C 
But you work in an office and you've got other offers
BRIDGE
 G D
Tell me, what is his name now? What is his name? I'm excited to hear the news
 Am C
Tell me what is his name now? What does it say about you?
CHORUS
 G D Am C
But let's not be friends or else this will never end
 G D Am C
Let's not be friends for sure, for sure
VERSE 2
G D 
And if you weren't so ugly, I could have loved you.
 Am C 
It's something I tell myself when I'm down to get high, Lord
G D 
If you made me a coffee I could have loved you.
 Am C 
And I'd make you hot chocolate and anything you wanted
BRIDGE
 G D 
Tell me, who is invited? So fucking delighted to see all the boys, you see
 Am C 
Tell me, why don't I fight it? What does it say about me?
CHORUS
MIDDLE
 G D Am C
We'd adopt, we'd have dogs
 G D Am C
I have all the things he's got. But I'm not
KEYBOARD SOLO
G D Am C x2
CHORUS 2
 G D Am C
So let's stop - pretend that there'll be a happy end.
 G D Am C 
Let's not be friends for sure, for sure.
MIDDLE
OUTRO
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