Sad taby ukulele według Bo Burnham (Chwyty barytonu)

Sad
bo burnham
intro

It's about how sad I am.
And I'm really sad, so it's called "Sad"
It's about all the sad stuff
Just picture a depressed onion cutting itself.
verse 1

 C I met a homeless man named  F Rich (He wasn't)
 Am Isn't that  G terrible?
 C I saw a flyer for a lost  F dog
 Am and the dog didn't have any  G legs
 C I saw a diabetic  F kid
 Am trick-or- G treating
 C I saw a giraffe who had a short  F neck
 Am That was sad or a  G deer
 Em I saw an  F old man get  C hit by a  G train
He didn Em 't see it in the pouring F  rain
 Em He didn't  C hear me shout, "Look out for that train!" G 
'Cause I didn't say anything
I just thought to myself, "Oh, this is gonna be sad."
And it was, I'm a genius
verse 2

 C I saw a man with only one  F eye
 Am in a 3D  G movie
 C I saw a little boy drop his ice cream  F cone
 Am directly on his mother's  G corpse
 C I saw a kitten stuck in a  G tree
 Am then the kitten jumped off and he hung  G itself
 C I saw a boy who had red  F hair
 Am   ... ... ...   G 
 Em I went to a  F store looking for  C something to G  buy
 Em But they only sold  C paintings of the same  G sad guy
No, wait—this store  Em sells mirrors
 F See what I did there?
Let's rock
 C 
No
midpiece, a capella

The world's so sad, Madison
Pain, war, genocide, racism, sexism
But I gotta remember there's good things about it too
Like the fact that none of that's happening to me, score!
Still though it's hard not to be sad about it
How do y'all do it?
I've been telling you, guys, terribly sad things this whole song.
You haven't been sad at all
You've been happy, no.
You've been laughing
That's it, laughter, it's the key to everything
It's the way to solve all the sadness in the world
I mean, not for the people that are actually sad,
but for the people like us who've gotta fucking deal with 'em all the time
Being a comedian isn't being an insensitive prick capitalizing
on the most animalistic impulses of the public,
it's being a hero!
The world isn't sad. The world's funny!
I get it now! I'm a sociopath!
outro/verse 3

 C I saw an old man slip and  F fall.
 Am what a fucking  G idiot
 C I saw a woman at her daughter's  F funeral.
 Am Ha ha ha! Classic  G comedy!
 C Everything that once was  F sad
 Am is somehow funny  G now
 C The Holocaust and  F 9/11
 Am That shit's funny  G 24/7
' Em Cause tragedy  F will be exclusively C  joked about G ,
 Em Because my empathy is  F bumming me out
Goodbye Em , sadness C ! Hello, jokes G .