Callin' In Sick Tab uke di Weird Al Yankovic (Accordi Baritono)

A  F      C D F E
   Hit my snooze alarm for the 27th time
A F  C DF     E
   Just don't feel like going to work - I think I'll call my boss then I'm
D  E        F     G    D
   Gonna hack and cough and wheeze
E    F       G
Swear I've got some strange disease
D     E       F         G
What's that little twerp gonna say?  Hey...

(Chorus) - (Hard rock style, lots of crashes, overdriven guitar)
A    F F      C      D
  I'm callin' in sick today
A    F F  C  D
  Callin' in sick today

I could shine my pennies or clean my lava lamp
I could spend all day in my underwear watching "Ernest Goes To Camp"
I could sit and count my hair
I could burp my Tupperware
I'm not busy now anyway.   Hey..........

(Chorus)
A    F F      C      D
  I'm callin' in sick today
A    F F  C  D
  Callin' in sick today
A    F F  C  D
  Ain't going to work, no way
A    F F  C  DC
  Callin' in sick today

(Bridge) - ED  E   D
  I can do anything I want to
E   D    E    D
  I am invincible now
E    D    E  D
     I'm on fire, baby
      EG
  I'm alive, I'm alive, can you hear me, world?
A
  I'm alive!

Maybe I'll spend all day staring at the sun and trying not to squint
Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from my bellybutton lint
When I'm sick of takin' abuse
I just make up some lame excuse
Freedom's just seven digits away.  Hey...

(Chorus)
A    F F      C      D
  I'm callin' in sick today
A    F F  C  D
  Callin' in sick today
A    F F  C  D
  Ain't going to work, no way
A    F F  CDC
  Callin' in sick today
E   E E
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