I´m Cool Tab por Sam Salmond (Acordes Baritono)

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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So I hang out with my mom,
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A little more than I'm supposed to.
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It's not like anything wierd,
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Just don't have peeps that I'm close to.

[Chorus 1]
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And we've got a couple minutes till she picks me up.
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So we could kiss a little or maybe just cup my
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hands on your boobies or yours on my tool.
   Gm                 A#            F
If not, whatev's, whatev's, I'm cool
 
[Verse 2]
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My parents make me take pills,
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'Cus I can't feel things like they can.
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I have opinions on cheese,
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And eat it right from the spray can.
 
[Chorus 2]
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And I saw you in the bleachers and I have to admit.
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I thought you'd be the type of girl to show me some tit
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or you booty or your hoohoo would especially rule.
   Gm                 A#            F
If not, whatev's, whatev's, I'm cool.
 
[Bridge 1]
            D#                                 Gm
You know my daddy paid some highschool kids to be my friends
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but they wont take me out, me out, me out, me out,
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And my mother bought a cat but all it does is sit around
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and go meow, meow, meow, meow,
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And my brother was kicked by a horse and now he also
             A#              A#add9
only says me oww, me oww, me oww, me oww,
      D#                                    Gm
And I know that makes me special, like your boobies,
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so you wanna take 'em out, 'em out, of your shirt, your shirt.
 
[Verse 3]
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So have you done it before?
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Is it true that it's hairy?
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My best friend says you're a slut!
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Don't worry, he's imaginary.
 
[Chorus 3]
   A#                             Dm         F
So grab my dong and bump it or however this goes.
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I'm a little inexperienced, don't know if it shows
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but you could help me fit in with the rest of our school.
   Gm                 A#                             F
If not, whatev's, whatev's I ALREADY SAID!!! I'm cool.
 
[Bridge 2]
                   D#                                  Gm
You know there's a lot of different things that make a kid the sort of kid
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he shouldn't be, be, shouldn't be, be,
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Like his best friend is six foot tall and isn't real and I admit it
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he's a bee, a bee, bzzz, a bee, a bee,
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And when I wanna touch a person they get scared and run away
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like I'm zombie, zombie, just zombie, zombie
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Oh why won't someone love me for the boy am and
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know I'll always be, ways be, ways be, ways be ways be...
 
[Verse 4]
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Then I saw in your eyes.
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You don't think I'm some cripple.
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So give me a chance,
                   Csus4
Or at least just a nipple.
 
[Chorus 4]
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You could do it now or wait till the weekend
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Or maybe instead...will you just be my friend?
 
[Ending]
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'Cus I think you know the world can be kinda cruel but
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you're not a slut and I'm not a fool so
D#                      Gm
whatev's, whatev's, whatev's.
D#                      Gm
Whatev's, whatev's, whatev's.
D#                      Gm           F
Whatev's, whatev's, whatev's, we are cool.
Gm                          A#                F      F   Csus4  F
Through whatev's, whatev's, whatev's...we are cool.