The Squip Song Tab por Joe Iconis (Acordes Baritono)

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freshman year
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i didn't have a girlfriend or a clue
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i was a loser just like you
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good times would only soar by
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i was gross
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as every female would attest
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my sexting was a futile quest
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my little penis~ was depressed
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he was so lonely...
Bb    F
poor guy.

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i was hopeless, hopeless
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i was helpless, helpless
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every time i'd walk the hallway
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i would trip

Bb
i was
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stagnant and idle
C
i was
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so suicidal
C
and then
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then, then (x5)
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then, then i got a Squip

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Bb         F
it's from Japan
F      G
it's a gray, oblong pill
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quantum nano-technology CPU
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the quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until
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it implants in your brain and it tells you what to do

[spoken] "it's better than drugs, Jeremy~"

Bb         F
it's from JAPAAAAAAN!
F      G
it's a gray, oblong pill
Db                      Bb
quantum nano-technology CPU
    F                                 G
the quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until
Db              Ab                                 Bb
it implants in your brain and it tells you what to do

A#
it tells you what to do
A#    C
It's preprogrammed
C
it's amazing
Bb             Eb 
speaks to you directly
Bb
you behave as
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it's appraising
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helps you act correctly
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helps you to be cool
Bb        Db   F
it helps you rule

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picture this
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nobody cares if you are late
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cause even teachers think you're great
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your weekend's just a full on slate of blowout benders
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of teenage rockstar splendor
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right now you're
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helpless, helpless
G
you are
G
almost hopeless
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on the school's social map- you're just a blip
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but if you           
take my advice and if you 
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pay the listed price
               G
well, then you go from sad to interesting
   Bb
to hip, 
your whole life will flip
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when you buy a Squip!

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