Christmas Haters (original Song) Tab por Colleen Ballinger (Acordes Baritono)

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Recently I've noticed that there's a lot of anger in the world on the internet
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Which is understandable
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There's a lot of things to be angry about in our world today
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We've got things like wars, death, hate
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But that's not why people are mad

They're mad because
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I decorated for Christmas too early for their liking


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People are really mad at me cause I put up my Christmas tree
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Yes, it's November first, but I want Santa to come early
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There's absolutely nothing wrong with that, but people seem to disagree
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And by disagree, I mean they are really really really fucking pissed at me


Seriously, they're so mad

Let me show you

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I recently posted a photo
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Of my nutcracker king
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"I hate you, you decorute do early"
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"You are do annoying"
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What do you think of my headband?
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It makes me look like an elf
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"Disrespect for our soldiers and Thanksgiving"
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"Go smack yourself"
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I put up lots of twinkle lights
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And if filled my heart with glee
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"So you plan to eat Thanksgiving"
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"By your Christmas tree?" (Yes, bitch!)

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It makes me happy to have Christmas lights
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And garland everywhere
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I'm all smiles, so say what you want
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Cause I don't really care
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It doesn't affect you at all if my house
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Is covered in red and green
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And, honestly, it's kind of dumb that it offends you
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So you can go such my ween


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Seriously, guys
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This is a real problem we're having in the world today
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People are pissed
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But you know what?
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I think that no matter what holiday you celebrate
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You should be able to decorate whenever you want
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And if that ticks people off
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Well, they need to get a new hobby


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I posted a photo of my Christmas wreath
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I covered it in tinsel and tulle
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"Are you insane? It's just November"
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"So stop trying to be cool"
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How do you like my Christmas scarf?
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I made it with sparkly yarn
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"What the he'll? It's not even December yet"
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"Go calm your farm" (What?)
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I love walking around in public
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In my cute little Santa hat
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"What about the people that don't even celebrate Christmas?"
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"Have you ever thought about that?" (Nope)

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It makes me happy to have Christmas lights
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And garland everywhere
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I'm all smiles, so say what you want
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Cause I don't really care
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It doesn't affect you at all if my house
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Is covered in red and green
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And, honestly, it's kind of dumb that it offends you
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So you can go such my ween

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Go suck my ween
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If you don't like my Christmas tree
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Go suck my ween
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If you think I decorate too early
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Go suck my ween
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If you don't like my Christmas glee
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Go suck my ween
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Cause Christmas makes me happy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-birnkEqwkU <- refer to video for the strumming pattern, or to play along :)