Less Cute Tabulatur von Say Anything (für Baryton)

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never thought that I could feel
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such a slap in the face
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since my semester in New York 
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where I drank it away
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social strategies are taught 
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to Bohemian crowds
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and my love was like a food stamp 
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handing it out

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oh though I fell in love with you, all fey and grizzled and mature
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you left me naked, pining, whining on your bathroom floor
                   Bb
ff it makes you jealous, tell us just which boy we should adore
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only talk about myself, so I don't mind that he's a bore

               Bb                  Gm                  D#  F
he's a like a less cute version of you, but he'll have to do
               Bb               Gm                  D#
he's like a Wal-Mart version of you, but he'll have to do
       F      Bb
he'll have to do

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mountain man, brag about your band to me
            Bb                                Gm
you got me hot with all those snide remarks about my poetry
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but he gobbles up every single line about the stars
              Bb                            Gm
and how they scar my slightly chubby arms like brightly lit cigars

    Bb         Gm                                 Bb
so now he's next to me but i can feel you in my heart
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you're everything, you're everything he'll never be
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it's misery and more specifically, i miss that day you spit on me

               Bb                  Gm                  D#  F
he's a like a less cute version of you, but he'll have to do
               Bb               Gm                  D#
he's like a Wal-Mart version of you, but he'll have to do
       F      Bb
he'll have to do

               Bb                  Gm                  D#  F
he's a like a less cute version of you, but he'll have to do
               Bb               Gm                  D#
he's like a Wal-Mart version of you, but he'll have to do
       F      Bb
he'll have to do

Bb                    Gm
he's got no inkling of your status or mind
Bb                          Gm
he's just the glue that I splatter to bind
Bb                Gm
you and I like siamese twins
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so let this sick sad game begin

Bb                Gm                                  A#
now you're here again and he will wonder where I've been
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i'm giving in but in my own opinion, it's how to be
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though I can hear him singing
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all this envy's killing me, it's killing me

               Bb                  Gm                  D#  F
he's a like a less cute version of you, but he'll have to do
               Bb               Gm                  D#
he's like a Wal-Mart version of you, but he'll have to do
       F      Bb
he'll have to do

               Bb                  Gm                  D#  F
he's a like a less cute version of you, but he'll have to do
               Bb               Gm                  D#
he's like a Wal-Mart version of you, but he'll have to do
       F      Bb
he'll have to do


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