Kill Youself Tabulatur von Bo Burnham (für Baryton)

F
Have you ever felt sad or lonely? 
Dm
Have you ever felt two feet tall?
Bb
Have you ever thought, "Man, if only
C
I was anybody else at all."
F 
They like to kick you
Dm
when times get rough
Bb
And you give your all
C 
But it's not enough


Bb                          C
And sticks and stones might break your bones
    F         Gm         Dm  C  
But words can break your heart
    Bb                C
And if you don't know where to go
     F        Gm       Dm  C
I'll show you where to start




F              Dm
Kill yourself, it'll only take a minute
C
You'll be happy that you did it
        Bb
Just go over to your oven

And shove your head in it
F               Dm
Kill yourself, really, you should do it
       C
There's really nothing to it
     Bb
Just grab a mug

And chug a cup of lighter fluid


F Dm Bb C


F
I sound un-empathetic
Dm
I sound mean and rude
Bb
Suicide is an epidemic
C                              F
And I don't want to be misconstrued
               Dm                Bb
Signs of depression go overlooked
                  C
So if you're depressed
     
Then you need to book
  Bb
A therapy session
        C
Talk about your depression
F     Gm           Dm   C
Let a professional hear it
     Bb               C
But if you search for moral wisdom
  F      Gm     Dm   C
in Katy Perry's lyrics, then



F              Dm
Kill yourself, it won't be painful
C
If you are able
   Bb
To give a little kiss to an oncoming train, you'll
F              Dm
Kill yourself, it's over, mull it
C
There's a trigger, pull it
Bb
Get it through your head, "it" being a bullet




F
Stick your tongue in a plug
Dm
Suck a pipe of exhaust
Bb
Make some toast in the tub
C
Nail yourself to a cross
F
Hold your breath till it's gone
Dm
Drink a gallon of mace
Bb
Be gay in Iran
C
Let Oprah sit on your face




F
Jump off of a bridge
Dm
Skinny dip in a flood
Bb
Sky dive attached to a fridge
C
Drink a Haitian guy's blood
F
Break into the zoo
Dm
Give a tiger a shove
Bb
Eat a Phillips head screw
C              F
Marry Courtney Love